Police: Woman assaults deputy with breast milk
When the cops wanted to speak with her they realized her way of thinking is "spray it don't say it".
The cops thought she came to confess- didn't realize she just had something she needed to "get off her chest!"
Are you sure she's from Westerville? Sounds like she's from CHESTerville!
The cops told her she was under arrest and the next thing they knew they were under aBREAST!
The woman was defensive and said "what else was I EXPOSED to do?!"
Her husband was embarrassed and said he felt like a big BOOB!
The news crews have sure been MILKING this story for all its worth!
After the story hit the internet, it was straight to the BOOB tube!
Woman was charged with disorderly conduct as well as disorderly lymph ducts!
