Wired to be Weird

As a Floridian I just had to post this hilarious article that is funny because it is oh so true on so many levels!! 


Florida America's Weirdest State


Weird are ya gonna do?!
Orange you glad that's not your pet gator?
Gator Dunnnn!!!!! 
Some  Governors declare a state of emergency, Florida is officially declared a state of Emerging Weirdness!
Most people go to the beach for Lazy Days, in Florida it's for Crazy Days!
With so many economically diverse wild animals - they have ostrich and ostpoor farms!
Medicated lawmakers like to keep up with their loopeyholes!
The sunscreen they use is Going Bananas Boat!
The psychic's in FL read your Palm Trees! 
People go to the beach and say what have you dune for me lately?