Old lady MAYO maynot be guilty for putting condiments in library dropbox.

Woman who dumped condiments in book drop pleads guilty

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110130/od_nm/us_books_condiments


The judge heard the case and is going to have to RELISH her arguments for a while.
She MAYO maynot be found guilty!
She should have know her actions would KETCHUP with  her!
She must have been quite mad to MUSTARD up the courage to vandalize the drop box!
She sure did get herself in a PICKLE with that one!
She must have really have has some CHIPS on her shoulder!
The book WORMS are now enjoying kethchup flavored dirt!